Wednesday, 26 September 2012

The Silly Old Daniel Celebrity Roundup.

I've been on a bit of a blogging kick the past few days (I'm spending a lot of time in the flat at the moment before uni starts up in full swing again, plus we only just got our Internet back yesterday so I'm celebrating). In case you missed my most recent two blogs, here are some links before you read this one (either my review of new music from Kylie, Lana and Ke$ha or a look back on my year abroad). If you've already read those, or of course you don't want to read them, then just keep reading this because it's time for a brand new Silly Old Daniel Celebrity Roundup...

1. Rihanna makes a tit of herself on the dance floor (not by being a prick and doing that routine from The Inbetweeners Movie, in case you were wondering).

We all know that when it comes to partying, Rihanna is a big believer in the "go hard or go home" philosophy. 

However, During a recent trip to Las Vegas with her good mate Ne-Yo it seems that Rihanna had perhaps overstepped the mark. According to onlookers Rihanna was in the middle of throwing some shapes on the dance floor throwing up on herself, before being handed a white towel to clean herself up by a member of her entourage.

The best part of the story is that Rihanna decided not to call it a night there, and instead kept on going and ended up staying out till 5.30 in the morning before going on to the Spearmint Rhino strip-club. 

UHMAZING!!! It's not yet known whether or not the night culminated in a cheeky game of strip billiards, as does seem to be the Vegas tradition.

While we're on the subject of Rihanna, she's now in full-swing on the album campaign for her upcoming seventh (seventh!!!) release by debuting her new single Diamonds. She teased fans first of all by posting the artwork for the song, which features Rihanna rolling a joint which is actually filled with diamonds.


If you want to listen to the song for yourself, you can hear it below.

Alright, isn't it?

2. Zayn Malik wants to put his nob inside of a lady.

It seems that dirty dog Zayn Malik off of One Direction could be getting his end away while he's in America, away from his girlfriend Perrie Edwards off of Little Mix.

An alleged leaked recording of Zayn is doing the rounds on the Internet at the moment, where Zayn (or someone who sounds a lot like him) is coaxing a girl on the phone to walk straight past the fans outside and give security the false name of "Crystabel Riley" (it turns out Crystabel Riley is actually the One Direction stylist, how nice for her).

When the girl says she and her friends are 20 minutes away, Zayn tells them that bandmate Harry Styles might not be able to wait that long for "booty". Wow.

Can you imagine Harry Styles, the horniest creature in the whole world of popular music, having to wait 15 minutes for sex? Do you think Liam Payne has a water pistol he uses when Harry starts humping the furniture and furiously rubbing himself against his bandmates?

So far there's no comment from Zayn either confirming or denying that it's his voice in the clip, but you can judge for yourself here:

17th floor, people. Crystabel Riley. 15 minutes time...'arry can't wait 20.

3. Lady GaGa has gained weight and she doesn't give a shit and I think that is great.

Photos of marijuana-enthusiast, founder of and part-time pop singer Lady GaGa have been doing the rounds for about a week now where the singer has been looking slightly larger than her usual self. 

Naturally, this has sparked a huge debate about whether she's binge-eating (she's probably still underweight, people) and celebrated obstetrician Kelly Osbourne chucked her two cents in and claimed she thinks GaGa is pregnant. God bless Kelly Osbourne and her expert opinions, I've got a mole I wouldn't mind her having a look at, while she's dishing out free medical advice.

It seems GaGa's had enough of the talk about her weight, and as her way of a rebuttal she posted this photo on her Twitter, along with the message "bulimia and anorexia since I was 15"

I say good on you, Lady GaGa for embracing your weight gain and not trying to cover it up. It's annoying you're going "look how much weight I've put on" while you're still very thin, which I don't think is healthy for people who may be recovering from eating disorders, but your heart is in the right place clearly.

And here's one of her arse.


Yeah so that's all.

1 comment:

  1. Frankly amazed at the Kelly Osbourne jab you didn't use the opportunity to bring up the greatest opinion she's ever said about the favoured Minogue sister. ;D