Wednesday, 2 February 2011

The Silly Old Daniel Celebrity Roundup.

This is my 150th blog ever. It's official, I have as many blogs as Madonna has had birthdays. Sorry that was a cheap shot, but then she is a cheap lady. WOAH HO HO. So anyway, I'm on a bit of a blogging roll recently but if truth be told I'm just happy to have my laptop back in my life, and I have nothing to do so blogging fills in the boredom void quite nicely. Let's find out what's been going on in the world of celebrities in what has come to be known as the Silly Old Daniel Celebrity Roundup...

1. REST IN PEACE, MARGARET JOHN.


Fans of Gavin & Stacey were saddened today when it was revealed that one of its stars Margaret John had passed away at the age of 83.

The actress played promiscuous pensioner Doris who, basically, was the best part of the series; responsible for such amazing quotes as "I've been drinking since 10 o'clock this morning and to tell you the truth, I'm absolutely twatted" and "A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger". However, this will forever be remembered as her finest hour:



Series creator James Corden posted this message on his Twitter page to pay tribute to the star:


A sad day.

2. More details on why Perez Hilton stopped being a dickhead.


You might remember back in the day gossip blogger Perez Hilton was a royal bitch to everyone on his website (couldn't be like him), but there was special venom saved up for celebrities like Fergie, Miley Cyrus and Jennifer Aniston, who he used to nickname "Maniston" and make fun of because nobody wanted her due to the fact she was a massive dullard.

During an interview with Ellen DeGeneres earlier this week, though, the comedian brought up the subject of how since the wave of teen suicides across America, Perez had toned down the venom on his website and publicly apologised to celebrities like Aniston in a snivelling vlog he posted late last year.

Aniston then revealed that she once had a chance encounter with the gossip blogger where she basically called him on all the abuse he was giving her and basically told him to turn it all around. Ellen then attributed Aniston with changing the way Perez talks about celebrities to which she humbly replied: "Good for him, and keep it up".

I must admit, I am starting to really like Jennifer Aniston, especially since I watched this video:



Excellent stuff.

3. BRITNEY SPEARS HAS A NEW ALBUM COVER AND THE ALBUM IN QUESTION HAS A NAME WHICH IS OK AT BEST.


All was quiet on Twitter earlier, when suddenly Britney Spears posted this mysterious message three times:


It sounded to me like a worrying mantra people might be barking at her during the difficult filming of her upcoming music video for Hold It Against Me (is it really upcoming, as it seems stars like Nicki Minaj and Rihanna are shooting videos out like nobody's business, Britney's video seems to be losing interest), which prompted me to speculate:


Thankfully (kind of) it wasn't a breakdown, as two more cryptic messages followed:


And then she posted this and it all became clear:


THINGS THAT CAN BE DERIVED FORM THE ABOVE IMAGE:
1. The new Britney album is going to be called Femme Fatale.
2. It will be her seventh album, which can be noted by the not-so-subtle clue in the middle of the photo.
3. Britney Spears has lovely brown eyes that she is not above looking at you through the lashes of.
4. Britney Spears is basically amazing.

It's coming in March. COME ON THEN BRITNEY, WE ARE MORE THAN READY FOR THE HOLD IT AGAINST ME VIDEO. DO NOT LESS US DOWN.

Literally, I'm done.
Yee-haw!

1 comment:

  1. Aaaaaaahaha Doris :) I loved Margaret John!

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